Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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