My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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