i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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