Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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