I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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