god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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