Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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