I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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