Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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