I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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