Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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