I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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