I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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