he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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