He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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