Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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