Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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