Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She's JV to your varsity
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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