Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Bring me that man meat
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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