so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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