Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Watching her eat just hurts me
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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