im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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