Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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