im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
