Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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