no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Let's get the cat blown out
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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