I CAN MOONWALK!
You smell like stripper and shame
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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