i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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