Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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