Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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