And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it's like iHOP with fire
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
