I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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