Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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