I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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