i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you