no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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