THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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