when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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