you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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