3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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