I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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