is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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