Yo dont text me then not text me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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