Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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