Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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