Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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