..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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