You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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