Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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