Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome