fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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