omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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