I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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