Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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