Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
