I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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