i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Im part way to drunk.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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